Dreams

Lately I've been having the weirdest dreams. I think what's weird about them is the fact that they're so much more intense and I remember them more than I usually remember my dreams.
My friend Danny who studies psychology asked me what I've been dreaming about and attempted to tell me what my dreams meant. He didn't do so well.
In the past 3weeks I've dreamt about:
~Being in the middle of hurricane Katrina. That one sucked.
~Wrestling a GIANT FUCKING SNAKE. That was weird.
~Hanging out with my exboyfriend, who is actually my same height, but the weird thing about my dream was that he was significantly SHORTER than me. I mean, the poor guy was already short, and then my asshole dreams portray him as a midget? What the fuck?!...That one probably meant that I've "grown" as a person, cause the dude is from Mexico and every time I talk to him, it becomes very clear that homeboy is like SERIOUSLY stuck in life. He hasn't finished HIGH SCHOOL, smokes weed, and just skates all day. Oh yeah, and he takes PICTURES and VIDEOS of HIMSELF skating. So that makes sense.
Good job me!
~I was in thigh-high GRAY water. Like I was in a flood and was trying to go to another place. Danny told me gray water meant DEATH.Death? I frowned upon that dream interpretation.Seriously frowned upon it.
~I was driving this old pick-up truck, but it felt more like the truck was driving me.
~I went to Mexico for a weekend and spent it in Some-Dude-I-Didn't-Know's house...
...I can't remember anything else. But yeah, I wonder what they mean...
Today I saw traffic stop COMPLETELY because some little shit-head kids were getting off a school bus. It wasn't like they had to go across the street or anything, they just had to get off and go home. Go home to their mothers who probably had their Teletubbies DVDs and a bowl of red Jello waiting for them. But NO. Traffic HAD to stop for the little shit-buckets. I thought "Why does traffic have to stop completely?! If your kid is so dumb that he/she runs across the street when he has to be on the side walk, WHICH HE/SHE's ALREADY ON, then maybe it is necessary for them to get hit by a car. It's called 'Natural Selection', and it's kinda worked so far."....Was that too cruel?
Nah.
~Cuddles.