Dreams

Lately I've been having the weirdest dreams. I think what's weird about them is the fact that they're so much more intense and I remember them more than I usually remember my dreams.
My friend Danny who studies psychology asked me what I've been dreaming about and attempted to tell me what my dreams meant. He didn't do so well.
In the past 3weeks I've dreamt about:
~Being in the middle of hurricane Katrina. That one sucked.
~Wrestling a GIANT FUCKING SNAKE. That was weird.
~Hanging out with my exboyfriend, who is actually my same height, but the weird thing about my dream was that he was significantly SHORTER than me. I mean, the poor guy was already short, and then my asshole dreams portray him as a midget? What the fuck?!...That one probably meant that I've "grown" as a person, cause the dude is from Mexico and every time I talk to him, it becomes very clear that homeboy is like SERIOUSLY stuck in life. He hasn't finished HIGH SCHOOL, smokes weed, and just skates all day. Oh yeah, and he takes PICTURES and VIDEOS of HIMSELF skating. So that makes sense.
Good job me!
~I was in thigh-high GRAY water. Like I was in a flood and was trying to go to another place. Danny told me gray water meant DEATH.Death? I frowned upon that dream interpretation.Seriously frowned upon it.
~I was driving this old pick-up truck, but it felt more like the truck was driving me.
~I went to Mexico for a weekend and spent it in Some-Dude-I-Didn't-Know's house...
...I can't remember anything else. But yeah, I wonder what they mean...
Today I saw traffic stop COMPLETELY because some little shit-head kids were getting off a school bus. It wasn't like they had to go across the street or anything, they just had to get off and go home. Go home to their mothers who probably had their Teletubbies DVDs and a bowl of red Jello waiting for them. But NO. Traffic HAD to stop for the little shit-buckets. I thought "Why does traffic have to stop completely?! If your kid is so dumb that he/she runs across the street when he has to be on the side walk, WHICH HE/SHE's ALREADY ON, then maybe it is necessary for them to get hit by a car. It's called 'Natural Selection', and it's kinda worked so far."....Was that too cruel?
Nah.
~Cuddles.

What the hell is...?

Today I was at work bored out of my mind when I, for some reason, started thinking of the first few days, weeks, months of my senior year of highschool, which is when I moved to the US from Mexico. As most of you know, yeah, I already spoke english and there wasn't THAT much of a culture shock for me, but there was a LOT of shit I didn't know, so here's a few things that I remembered today and shit I eventually learned(You probably won't fucking believe the shit I didn't know...), mostly with the help of people around who had the patience to explain shit and where nice enough not to laugh at my fucking face:

WhoEver-"We have an assembly in a half hour."
Elsa-"What the hell is an assembly?"
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WhoEver-"What was your score on the SAT's?"
Elsa-"What the hell is the SAT's?"
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WhoEver-"What's your GPA?"
Elsa-"What the hell is a GPA?"
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WhoEver-"What lunch do you have?"
Elsa-"What do you mean? I have lunch when everybody else in school has lunch."
WhoEver-"...Umm, no. There's A,B,C & D lunch, which one do you have?"
Elsa-"You mean people have lunch at different times of the day?"
WhoEver-"...Ummm, yeah...you didn't know?"
Elsa-"...no..."
(In Mexico, I went to really small private schools, so just the kids in kindergarten would eat lunch at a different time, the rest of the school would have lunch at the same time.)Hahahaha, I don't know what the fuck I was thinking.
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WhoEver-"Where's your homeroom?"
Elsa-"What the hell is a homeroom?"
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WhoEver-"Do you go on AIM?"
Elsa-"What the hell is AIM?"
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WhoEver-"Do me a favor, grab my phone and text that guy back 'L.O.L.' ".
Elsa-"What the fuck does 'L.O.L' mean?"
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WhoEver-"Are you on myspace?"
Elsa-"What the hell does that even mean?"
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WhoEver-"Do you smoke trees?"
Elsa-"What do you mean do I smoke tr...OH!, no I don't smoke trees, sorry..."
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WhoEver-"Can I bum a cig from you?"
Elsa-"Can you what a cig...huh?"
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Yeah, I know I'm slightly humilliating myself, but it's Ok, cause you can't say that shit ain't funny. Oh, man, I am awesome.